So, This 2008 Mercedes-Benz S-550 4Matic

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for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! or a new mid-level Toyota Avalon ($33,445)?

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Or this 2000 Bentley Arnage for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:25

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Depends how much money you have to run the thing.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:26

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if i had money just to spend, the Benz. A responsible choice for a car to DD for the next 10-15 years, the Avalon. No point in a V8 awd when stick in a tropical climate rarely going over 50MPH. Plus, there are millions of W221's here in shitty conditions or all Vato'd out.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:28

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S550 4MATIC. FUCK Reliability, I choose to live my life while I've still got it to live.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:28

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Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:30

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I wouldn't spend 34k on a car

#justpoorbastardthings


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:31

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Why you no CC R-Line?

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > EL_ULY
09/13/2014 at 22:34

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I test drove an avalon once. Here's my review of it.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PS9
09/13/2014 at 22:36

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As many w221's I see on a daily basis at work, they are equally plain to me as well. I'd take an AMG though. I think the Avalon looks great inside and out. W221 wasn't that good looking ever to me and it didn't age well. They sure as heck didn't drive too good for me for what the vehicle is.

...but an AMG, mmmm those are too rad!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:38

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BENTLEY


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:48

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Find an AMG. If you're going to go crazy go full crazy.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
09/14/2014 at 00:34

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This. We might die at any moment. Do what makes you happy.


Kinja'd!!! Snooder87 > Vicente Esteve
09/14/2014 at 02:07

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This. You can always get a beater to daily drive. And plenty of assholes drive an s class. But you pull up in bentley and it means something.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Snooder87
09/14/2014 at 11:11

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You don't mess around. And no one thinks you mess around.


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/14/2014 at 22:07

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The Benz, easily. The Arnage is cool, but has embarrassingly bad tech onboard, will break a lot and cost a ton to fix. Also gets appalling mileage. It's an awesome car but just not as nice as the S550.


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > PS9
09/14/2014 at 22:07

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They really aren't that unreliable, the V8s are way better than the V12s.